On TV they’re showing a better life
The airwaves are flowing this-a-way
Catch my antenna spark up the screen
Showing me beauty – a better place to be

No one’s getting old
Life only gets better
Everyone is blessed
No one has to stay
With only one partner
Everyone is rich!

Commercials are selling just what I need
They show me what to buy to be like them
Don’t try to tell me it isn’t so
Don’t try to say that it is just a show

No one’s getting old
Life only gets better
Everyone is blessed
No one has to stay
With the same old partner
Everyone is rich!

Turn it on! The game shows and sitcoms
I wish I had their teeth
Turn it on! Adventure and danger
No hairs out of place
Scars on the face

It tells me, tells me tells me tells me
Buy more buy more buy more

Turn it on! The game shows and sitcoms
I wish I had their teeth
Turn it on! Adventure and danger
No hairs out of their place
Turn it on! The game shows and sitcoms
Such very pretty teeth –
Turn it on and show me the good life
It is not like mine
Not like mine